Imagine you're sat on the toilet, right. Trying to do a 'number two'.
It takes a while, but you get there. Oof, that felt like a big one. You lean round to have a cheeky peek at your handiwork.
A pristine, unpeeled banana.
You can't believe what you're seeing.
A voice in your head pipes up.
You reach down into the bowl and pick up the banana.
Nervously you peel it.
There's a poo inside.